May 10, 1998 it was Mother’s Day, and to remind us all of that fact two little infants called Daisy and Jonah got to add to our mom’s mom credentials.

Now it’s May 10, 2018, and Daisy and Jonah finally graduate from their teenager selves to being 20-somethings. Or well, they’ll be 20-something’s next year, this year I get to call them 20-nothings because that’s what people called me 5 years ago. 20 years ago today a little 5-year-old me could hold both babies at once (under supervision of course), but now they’re both taller than me and that’s so unfair that I’m leaving civilization right now goodbye good riddance see you in 100 miles when I get to Wrightwood.