Yes, I do realize that it is now July, but does that really give you license to turn on the broiler??? Why all of a sudden do I have to sweat my way through the day? I didn’t sign up for this sauna.

Yes I did live in Iowa for 10 years, and yes that heat was worse because it involves even more humidity… Yes perhaps that means I shouldn’t complain, I did after all have it worse four years ago. That’s the problem though, it has been four years since I have spent an entire summer in the Midwest. Plus, there’s a reason I have refused to be back there during the summer – As it turns out, I don’t like the heat.

In conclusion, yes Mother Nature, I do realize that it could be worse, so please don’t punish me for complaining, but if you don’t mind keeping days like today to a minimum, I would be very much obliged.

Sincerely,

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